A while ago, I dreamed that I was with many people in the large hallways of a strip mall. Too many people, of course - and they didn't care about keeping their distance, or wearing nose and mouth coverings. In my dream, I felt like I was suffocating because I didn't dare to breathe. In … Continue reading Notes From America: The Pandemic in My Head
New business idea for supermarkets: introvert checkout lanes - I'll add a $2 tip or donation, in exchange for a cashier that just quietly scans the items and doesn't even attempt to make small talk... 😀
Underage strangers ringing my doorbell after dark, interrupting the evening's quiet & peace. Superficial, minimal conversations - and the little mischief-makers get rewarded with candy! By me!
Hi! You have reached Alexander's voicemail - either because I actually can't answer the phone, or because I don't know your number. Please do leave a message if we don't know each other. If you hang up now without leaving a message, we will NEVER be able to connect. In that case, you may want … Continue reading Introvert Voicemail Greeting