Hi! You have reached Alexander’s voicemail – either because I actually can’t answer the phone, or because I don’t know your number. Please do leave a message if we don’t know each other. If you hang up now without leaving a message, we will NEVER be able to connect. In that case, you may want to send me an email to <snip> instead. Thank you!
(filed under: “should I do this?”, “wishful thinking”)